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Meridian mail.

Mailbox. Please enter your mailbox number followed by the pound sign.

[336#]

Please enter your numerical keycode followed by the pound sign [#].

Or, press star for the menu.

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Are you still there?

[9]

That is not a correct option. Please do lots of work for money. Now hang up and do lots of work for money. Now stop everything you are doing and make lots of money.

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Are you still there?

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I'm sorry. That is not a correc - [44444444#######*****]

Goodbye.

["........ dial tone ....."]

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$1,094,087.64. That's when you can hang your shingle outside. That's when.

You should see the other guy

my first time to beat him. ever.